A bit of humor from Josh

Thought I might share a little bit of how stupid or unlucky I can be, at times, with two short stories. You might even get a good laugh.

First story happened a couple of months ago. I was at work ( for those of you who don't know, I'm a field service mechanic for a vending company) at an account in king of Prussia. This building is very large with a lot of people working there. As I was leaving I decided to use the restroom. Upon walking in I saw the first stall was open and decided to use it. When I walked out of the stall and over to the sink I noticed a large bowl of women products sitting there. Immediately I thought to myself, that's a weird thing to have in the men's bathroom, then suddenly realizing that I was in the women's bathroom. Horrified I ran out and into the men's bathroom to wash my hands. Luckily for me, nobody was in the bathroom at the time. When I exited the building I had to call Jess because I was laughing so hard.

The second story just happened on Friday. I was again at work at an account in Norristown. For my work I drive a Chevy astro van with only two front windows. Immediately behind the drivers seat is a cage sectioning off the front of the van from the back. All of my tools and parts are in the back of the van. I climbed into the back of the van to get a part when the doors blew shut from the wind. My keys were in the door lock still. So I tried the side sliding door only to realize that the child safety lock must be on, because it wouldn't open from the inside. The back doors have no interior handles. So, there I was locked in my own van with no way out, thinking to myself, I have locked my keys in my van before, but never myself. Luckily the driver who fills the machines was in the account. I just called him and had him come outside and let me out. Unfortunately it still took him 15 minuets to walk out there.

Well hope you get a laugh out of my stupidity and I'll continue to post all of my stupidly funny things as they happen.