Oh how I love My life!

Well I'm at it again...

The other week I (Josh) was at work in a major hospital when something electrifying happened. I was working on a snack machine installing this new part. Since the machines were crammed into a tiny room there was no way for me to get behind it to unplug it. So I decided, being the highly skilled technician that I am, that I would just wire it live. Now, it was only 110 volts, so it's not like I was taking my life in my own hands. However, I was on the bottom of the machine all the way in the back so only the bottom half of my body was hanging out of the back of the machine. And that's when suddenly someone PINCHED MY BUTT!! I immediately freaked in surprise and you guessed it. I touched the live wire, bouncing me inside the machine like a pinball. Much to my surprise the girl standing behind me was horrified when she figured out that I was not who she thought I was. We had a good laugh and went on our way. I can't help but wonder if I'm the only one that this ridiculous stuff happens to? Well, hope you got a laugh out of it. Feel free to leave me your good story if you've got one.